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Dave a nice friend your lucky to have, loves animals, people and ass.

Dave doesnt like to talk to much but is totally funny and a cool guy

Loyal to his niggas
Dave:whats up my niggas

Niggas: eeeeeh dave whats uo my homie
by Aloyalnigga December 01, 2019
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Dave is a man who gets under your skin. He is that perfect combination of adorable and sexy at the same time. He is always good at what he does and what he can do TO you.

A Dave always has beautiful yet mischievous eyes and with that sexy smile that he somehow pulls off as innocent and sweet, he will pull you in and you’ll never want to let him go.

He has talent and is emotionally mature but with that confidence he tempers it all with a measure of humility.

He can be a pleaser and put you first but is secure enough to BE pleased.

The best thing about a Dave is that he can be that cute guy you bring home to mom and be the father of your midgets but he can also the best side piece and delicious partner in a naughty game of rapey time.
I am so jealous of my friend, she found herself a delicious Dave.
by AmyOhAmy1202 September 13, 2019
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1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!
4. Rebohcs
by L0stc0ntent February 24, 2006
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The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.
"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."

"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"
by Nekrobutcher March 13, 2012
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Cute, intelligent, never judging, the type of person that will always end up forgiving you no matter what. Thoughtful, charming, lovable, romantic - hes everything a girl could ever want. He never lets anything get him down and always finds positives in the most un-positive situations. Has the sweetest smile and most gorgeous eyes, just thinking about him puts a smile on your face. The one person that means so much to you that you can't imagine life without him.
This guy I met today - hes such a Dave!
by AussieChic12 February 13, 2010
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A word used to announce the presence of an authority figure. Commonly used in schools, not to be confused with the T.V channel.
Kid 1: So I was jacking it yesterday and...
(Teacher approaches)
Kid 2: Dave!
(Teacher leaves)
Kid 1: Cheers buddy, sweet Dave call.
by NineEm December 15, 2009
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