An annoying lil kid that nobody likes and butts in every goddamn Conversation in this planet and looks like a snapping turtle.
Person: Get The Fuck away from me Darren you look like a motherfucking snapping turtle.
Darren:I will bite you bitch
by Keemstar'sDad6996969LOLO May 30, 2017
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A really cool jerk. I love to sit on the phone with him while he's with his friends. He's so sweet. He's also a meanie, but I don't mind. :)
by Sara, No H November 28, 2009
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Father of 3, Nathan, Alyssa and Amelia. Sometimes fun, sometimes grumpy, with rubbish dad jokes but loves his kids.
I wish I had a dad like Darren
by Darren Ellis December 03, 2019
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He is the most loyal friend you will ever have and he sees through people's bs. Funny kind and caring. Will tell you how awesome you are and always show up for people he cares about. Sex God.
Girl 1 - Hey do you know Darren?
Girl 2 - Yes! He gave me 100 orgasms last night.
by Pluckyduck June 08, 2021
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An amazing person that is great at baseball and is a good friend that is pretty short but is fast and athletic don’t doubt him just because he is small he is the funny one that doesn’t like to lose or make his team lose he is a good kisser and maybe good in the bed
Darren is an one of a kind
by Megapenis6 November 17, 2019
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a person with a bmi of less than 13.
"is that a stick"
"no its just darren"
by wilson joe October 20, 2019
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He is a soft boi. He’s a super sweet and cute person. He’s very caring and is a total soft boy
Darren is a soft boi.
by Constel September 21, 2020
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