A stupid faggot who is unable to read and can’t focus on anything. A Darren is a stupid person and his name sounds like a middle age pedo’s name. He also is a known to be “Henry the 8th
person1: Have you met Darren?
person2:yeah I don’t like him
by thatstheteasisx January 04, 2019
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Whiter than the average man, obsessed with his drugs varying from marijuana to Ecstasy, Darren wants to do them all in the hopes of looking like a cool guy
“Who’s the wannabe druggy passed out on the stairs?”
“Oh, that’s Darren”
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by I am not a homosexual! June 28, 2019
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darren is a really sweet, funny, and ethnically ambiguous guy (black on paper, white in person). he gives off algerian frat boy vibes but can be mistaken for moroccan. he has a way with words, a charismatic way of speaking, and an unforgettable laugh. you can catch him smoking, painting, or milly rocking when he feels stressed or wants to hype his friends up. gets huge fomo ("are you guys hanging out without me again?") not only is he an exceptional leader, but he also has a humongous dong. he also has an intense foot fetish
"ugh, that dude is SUCH a darren" -karyn
by JimmyJohn's November 24, 2019
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A person is who is Darren is terrible at a certain action at current time. By calling someone Darren, you are implying that they are shit cunt at what they are doing! Darren's take everything to heart and get shit from everybody. Darren's have a way to fuck up everything they do.
Missing a shot in nba is considered Darren. Making a terrible play or mistake is Darren. Ryan is Darren!
by Anonymous 12334567 September 25, 2017
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