When you are a burly lumberjack that pretty much benches alligators…. Though you are sort of soft on the inside like a pudding pie…. Aaaand your girl picks you out some reeeeally manly socks that happen to have that very phrase on them… along with pink camo.
Friend: umm are those chick socks?
Lumberjack man: fuck no, dude socks all the way…. Right babe?
Girlfriend: chyeah, dude socks for sure….
Later on……..
girlfriend: umm hey those socks say darn tough on them….
Lumberjack man: faaack…… they are girl socks cause dudes don’t say darn.
Lumberjack man: fuck no, dude socks all the way…. Right babe?
Girlfriend: chyeah, dude socks for sure….
Later on……..
girlfriend: umm hey those socks say darn tough on them….
Lumberjack man: faaack…… they are girl socks cause dudes don’t say darn.
by ℬℴ𝓃𝒾ℯ𝓇ℯ-ℊ𝒶𝓇𝒶ℊℯ(O.O) April 29, 2025