When you are a burly lumberjack that pretty much benches alligatorsโฆ. Though you are sort of soft on the inside like a pudding pieโฆ. Aaaand your girl picks you out some reeeeally manly socks that happen to have that very phrase on themโฆ along with pink camo.
Friend: umm are those chick socks?
Lumberjack man: fuck no, dude socks all the wayโฆ. Right babe?
Girlfriend: chyeah, dude socks for sureโฆ.
Later onโฆโฆ..
girlfriend: umm hey those socks say darn tough on themโฆ.
Lumberjack man: faaackโฆโฆ they are girl socks cause dudes donโt say darn.
Lumberjack man: fuck no, dude socks all the wayโฆ. Right babe?
Girlfriend: chyeah, dude socks for sureโฆ.
Later onโฆโฆ..
girlfriend: umm hey those socks say darn tough on themโฆ.
Lumberjack man: faaackโฆโฆ they are girl socks cause dudes donโt say darn.
by โฌโด๐๐พโฏ๐โฏ-โ๐ถ๐๐ถโโฏ(O.O) April 29, 2025