Danny Glover

a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.

just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now

by murray hewitt's ugly brother April 21, 2009

Danny Glover

-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.

Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!

by tConns February 14, 2010

Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.

I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.

by Iscariom January 26, 2017

Danny Glover

The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.

Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.

by Eject Rejects! February 5, 2020

Danny Glover

50% propel fitness water. 50 miller genuine draft. 100% mind grenade of a drink.

Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."

Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."

by Raaaaaaaaaandy December 27, 2009

Danny Glover

When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.

Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Danny Glover

Quite possibly the finest actor in the history of film.

Operation Dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards

by The Dean February 15, 2005