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The Dankmas is the central act of divine worship in the Smoke Crew, which describes it as "the source and summit of the Dank life". In formal contexts, it is sometimes called the Holy Sacrifice of the Herb.
Jesus: Yo, you ready for Dankmas?

Ricky: Yea dude I brought the Backwoods.

Joey: boi! we bout to sacrifice that herb!
Dankmas by Baker Acted Ghoul November 25, 2016
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dankmas eve

The night before Dankmas, which is a holiday similar to Christmas (or "X-mas" by the millennials) expect very drug centric. Specifically referring to Weed.

Dankmas is (unofficially) April, 20th of every year.
"Holy shit!", Jeremiah said. "It's Dankmas Eve already!?"
"Yep", replied Jaquan with glee.
"I can't wait to see what Dank-A-Claus brings me this year!"
dankmas eve by Dank Meistersinger January 13, 2016

dankgasm 

🔥 A climax of extreme excitement in the presence of anything that is so DANK . DANK DANK
🔥 Those DANK nugs of GRAND DADDY PURP gave me a total DANKGASM.
🔥 DANKGASM !This food is so DANK..
🔥 Those DANK memes gave me a DANKGASM FUNNY AF!
🔥 That DANK beers taste.. oh DANKGASM in my mouth.
dankgasm by ClassicRonnie May 27, 2019

DANKTASTIK 

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK
🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK
DANKTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
1.pretty awesome. meaning dank. the highest rank of being dank there is. above dankatron in rank.

2.someone who is very dank or awesome.
3.the best type of weed out there.
1."Have you seen the new Playboy magazine?"
"Yep. Its for sure the dankasaur of them all."
2."Do you like that football player,
Eric?"
"Yep, he's pretty dankasaur"
3."Remember last Wednesday?"
"Dude, that shit was dankasaur!"
dankasaur by xxx~Nemo~xxx July 4, 2009

dankasourus rex 

t-rex (dinosaur) that wears dank(brand) clothing.
your more dank than a dankasourus rex
dankasourus rex by richard keys November 10, 2014
A dankasaur is someone who is addicted to memes
Ash:Yo im a motherf*ckin dankasaur
dankasaur by phanmessesmeup July 19, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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