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Dacre's Law 

Dacres's Law (or Dacre's rule of Daily Mail analogies) is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving accusations of being a 'Daily Mail Reader' becomes highly likely."

The law is named after the infamous former editor of The Daily Mail, Paul Dacre, and can be applied when being accused of being a right-winger for showing concerns regarding immigration or transgenderism.
"I am concerened about Free Moment Of People, because it exploits a vulnerable migrant workforce and pushes wages down."
"Been reading The Daily mail, have you?"
"It's a bit early to be using 'Dacre's Law' isn't it?"
"Bigot!"
Dacre's Law by Charlie Cheesecake November 5, 2019
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IT'S DARE! 

Famous lines from the Gorillaz' song DARE performed by Shaun Ryder. It later became legendary when Ryder butchered the lines during live performances of the song.
it's coming up, it's coming up, its coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, its coming up It's Dare!

IT'S DEEEEAAAHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE (live performance)
IT'S DARE! by ramone-deginaro February 12, 2021

Dairy Farmer's Arm 

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
Dairy Farmer's Arm by MightyMehr February 23, 2017

Dire A.I.D.s

Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.
New kid gets bit by dire wolf. Butters: YOU HAVE DIRE A.I.D.S!!!
Dire A.I.D.s by sicmyduck September 12, 2019

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!
you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits
dire straits by estranger October 7, 2010

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?
"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.