DPS

Double Post Syndrome: When someone on a social networking site (Facebook, MySpace, etc.) post the same post twice, and becomes really annoying.

(On FB chat)
Gavin: OMFG YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!1!1one
Sabrina: IKR! Luis told me! :P
Gavin:Unrelated: Do you swear?
Sabrina:wtfff? idk vat you say. wtfff? idk vat you say.
Gavin: OMFG YOU HAVE DPS!!!!

by G4V!n November 10, 2010

DPS

Dirty pussy smell

Wow, we all know what you were up to last night... You definitely have a case of DPS you need to go wash yourself.

by UnicornPrncess April 15, 2016

DPS

Desperate Penis Syndrome.
-When you havent been laid in a while and ugly chicks become acceptable.

Guy: Hm id f*ck her.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.

by The Iceman Clutch July 2, 2010

DPS

Abbreviation used in the porn industry for double penetration shot (i.e., simultaneous vaginal and anal sex on film).

If it's what you're looking for, you can find a section of DPS pornos at the adult video store.

by DPS April 4, 2005

DPS

DPS (Donkey Punch Syndrome) is an illness that can be sexually transmitted and/or passed on by someone whom is carrying DPS. DPS is someone whom acts retarded-like and says/does things out of the ordinary.

Man, this guy seems to scare women away for no reason. He must have DPS.

by Merriam-webbster May 9, 2017

DPS

This acronym stands for dime-piece shorty. A DPS is a girl whose looks are rated a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

So many DPS's go to Ohio State whereas Michigan girls are all lagoon creatures.

by MajumSTAINS April 29, 2011

DPS

Dry Pussy Syndrome

Guy 1- "Dude.. I totally boned this really hot chick last night. I think her name was Cindy. Man... She was one slippery ride"

Guy 2- "Luck you. The girl I boned had a horrible case of DPS.. I've got friction burn on my penis."

by SweetSeduction September 26, 2009