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Down stairs

Down stairs is your crotch or groin basically your private area.
Henry: Im going down stairs and it feels so good! Melissa: Oh im going down stairs to baby!
by fresh boy! November 25, 2016
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Down stairs Special

To vomit into ones open anus.
Paul :I gave Cindy the Down stairs special last night.

Mike : *high five*
by Pop War HomEy March 26, 2009
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Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird
wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO
by penguin5225 September 3, 2018
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Down stairs mixup

When one’s parts below the belt are confused
Do you want to see my down stairs mixup?
by Billp234 December 18, 2021
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FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS)

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 3, 2014
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dirty down stairs december

Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.
ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.
by petey10 November 1, 2010
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The Down Stairs Neighbor

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.
"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."
by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010
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