Sir, last weekend that assclown Lombardsteen, he was dicksaucin' all over these raw biker chicks and subsequently our little asses got beat red by some leatherbound ape-drapes. Hence my absence.
by BradZoob June 04, 2005
dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.
by looba August 11, 2004
by surfin bird bitches April 16, 2011
A derivative of "weaksauce" and "dick." Used to describe an event or outcome that is generally displeasing.
Did you see the pile of dirty dishes Fargus left me? That's so dicksauce!
Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!
Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!
by Dicksauce McGee June 08, 2009
fuck, I poured jalapeno juice on my dick and now I can't get it out of my hole. Guess I got dicksauce.
by Fucker999 April 13, 2018
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