dearie 

Term used by notorious stoics to try to convey affection to oblivious friends of the opposite sex.

Don't be a stranger, dearie

dearie by Clytemnestra June 3, 2003

Dearie 

Means "I am extremely overweight." Often used by fat people to end their sentences.

Fat Lady: Hey, dearie. :)

Dearie by susisusi January 14, 2009

Dearie 

A cute nigga with a huge cock

Omg look at that dearie

Dearie by Fuckbitchhoe November 29, 2019

Dearie Me 

in British English

an exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Dearie me, that was bloody difficult

Dearie Me by ExistinDread October 30, 2021

oh my dearie 

commonly used in replace of the phrase "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" to not offend people. Also, it just sounds more awesome. abbreviated "omd"

1.
Noel: He couldn't dance that well becuase he was too stiff!
Gina: Oh my dearie!
Noel: Not like that!

2.
(Trips and spills coffee)
Oh my dearie.

oh my dearie by ginaasdf April 27, 2007

Derriere Deed 

A name for having just committed the act of butt sex.

Male #1: Hey, why are you applying Vaseline on your ass?
Male #2: I just did the derriere deed with you know who, I have a sensitive bunghole cut me some slack!

Derriere Deed by $crumptious A$$hole April 24, 2018

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

vampire diaries by Kat T. May 3, 2014