DASM

Acronym for Dumb Ass Sway Mode.

An individual that is so faded from alcohol intake that tactical movements, thoughtful acts, accurate judgements, speech clarity, diction, appropriate voice tone, manners, respect for woman and animals, balance, proper hygene, equilibrium, logic, and the ability to locate, open and apply proper contraception to one's nozzle prior to intercourse are completely foreign concepts to the individual.

Dasm "I cant believe he went down on Tina. I'd personal rather do lines of your grandma's menstral cycle than be in the general vicinity of that rancid orifice! Dasm

"Yo ... he was DASM!"

Dasm "Makes sense then"

by Urbannozzler June 12, 2010

dasme

The most gorgeous person you will ever meet she will mean the world to you sheb is a great lover and she will all ways love you no matter what

Dasme is the best lover

by Lueris June 14, 2017

dasm

Dab spasm
Having an attack of excessive and consecutive dabbing at random times.

Yo, I just had a dasm in class and the teacher started dabbing too.

by hedramyert October 17, 2017

dasm

A form of damn used to by-pass language filters.

RE: Items for sale

Dasm! You've got some nice stuff there.

by Corsairpro February 20, 2004