D1 baby

A highly athletic child of two athletic parents. D1 refers to Division I athletics. Typically used by future divorcees on their dating profiles.

I wanna make a D1 baby with you

by cimpleman November 11, 2021

D1 baby

A d1 baby is when to extremely athletic people have a kid(s) that will be an amazing athlete, supposedly better than both their parents.

Boy: See Amy over there? She's never missed a basket
Boy 2: Are you sure bro?
Boy: We could have the best d1 baby together dude!
Boy 2: I dont know man. D1 babies are like, the superior to all babies, can you commit?

by Lovetheskygurl April 25, 2020

d1 babies

when two absolute units decide to have kids in the idea that they will be superior athletically

That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her

by CoochieObtainer November 19, 2019

D1 Baby

When two extremely athletic parents have an equally athletic child.

“Man, she’s in every sport and wins every time.”
“Bro, she must be a D1 baby”

by moobloobs March 08, 2021

D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 08, 2025