If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight
by Rod Fury April 22, 2006
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Dude2: It was great, what a filthy bitch she is, she let me fuck her Big Cheeked Cyclops on a 1st date!
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won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?
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Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.
"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."
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Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!
I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
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A huge turd with a big knot on the end that tears you up as you try to shit it out.
My ass is raw after passing that Cyclops war club this morning.
by grisgris1 February 16, 2010
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