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Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026