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Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin 

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
Cuzzi Hoppin by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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