cunt face

The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.

I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.

by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006

Cunt Face

noun;

1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.

"Sup, cunt face?"
"Shut the fuck up, cunt face"

by Harry Jones September 30, 2006

cunt face

insult towards someone who is way too fuckin ugly

shes a cunt face
hes a cunt face
guy 1 "that gisls so ugly"
guy 2 "yeah what a cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

cunt face

The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent

for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"

by vajuxo February 8, 2010

cunt face

1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult

1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

cunt faced cunt

More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.

Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"

by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009

cunt face

Someone, usually a chick with extremely large lips that seems to overtake their face.

- Julia Roberts has a bad case of cunt face.
- That girls going to need a lot of makeup to cover that cunt face.

by nosleepmomma January 8, 2011