You:“Look at these guys behind us, they look like a bunch of cunts”

Them: “Hey, did you just call us cunts?”
You: (feels as though you have been caught) “Oh no, i said you look like a bunch of cunce. It means to be a very tired person, you look exhausted!”

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

You are all cunce!

Did you listen to shit those cunce were saying

Oh those guys are such cunce!!!

Those thieving cunce! Who voted for them?

(insert name here) is such a cunce. If I never see him again, it'll be too soon