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cum knuckles

1) the result of wankin' it in the shower; the jizz runs down your hand, and gets stuck to your knuckles

2) a very unintelligent individual, or someone who happens to have said something stupid in the recent past
1) Goddammit! I hate when I come to class and still have cum knuckles... should've cleaned those bitches after jackin' it this morning
2) "I thought baseball was only seven innings." "Shut up, cum knuckles."
cum knuckles by buttceth April 27, 2013

cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
cum knuckles by ryangb871 January 20, 2022

cum knuckles

when u cum on ur knuckles and punch a chick in the face when ur fuckin her
"i totally gave my girl cum knuckles last nite"

"dude was she pissed?"

"hell ya she has a black eye"
cum knuckles by THE CUM KNUCKLER September 13, 2009

Ugandan Cum Knuckle

The Ugandan cum knuckle is a sexual act where during sex you ask your partner if they "Know Da' Wae", and if they do not "Know Da' Wae" you punch them in the face with a fist full of CUM.
She didn't Know Da' Wae, so i gave her the old Ugandan Cum Knuckle.

cum knuckle 

What one usually has after masterbation and proper containment techniques where not utalized.
U'h oh, oh shit, I got cum knuckle.
cum knuckle by The Green Monkie September 8, 2004

CumKnuckle 

-A slang word for what happens to your knuckle hair after not washing your hands well after doing a certain something.
Can be embarrassing when you first notice your cumknuckle condition and your in public

- Can also be used as a name to call someone who is being dumb, a jerk, or annoying.
- "I noticed I had bad cumknuckle after my shower and had to rewash my hands before going out"

- Yo, stop being such a cumknuckle.
CumKnuckle by J dizzle beefstickizzle December 12, 2005
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