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cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick
mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
cum cannon by siccunt04 November 3, 2020
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cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood
Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!
cum cannon by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere
Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet
i shot her eye out with my cum cannon
cum cannon by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl
cum cannon by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.
Cum Cannon by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum Cannon Express 

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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