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the white stuff that comes out of your pee pee
¨Mom! There's white stuff coming out of my peen!" "That's cum son."
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by SmAlLpEeN December 03, 2018
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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A sticky love juice created in a guys balls and released through his penis when he becomes sexually aroused.
Kiersten : MMM! Uh! Uh! OOOO! Uh! MMMMMM! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Ok Baby Pull Out!
Jake : Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : OOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Wow looks like I got Cum all over your leg's thighs tummy breast's and clean sheets!
Kiersten : Who Cares FUCK ME AGAIN!
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop May 30, 2017
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Delicious juice from a mans penis
Jayla was sitting across from me with her legs wide open. I stared at her pussy for 5 minutes. She notices me so i looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I get up and help her. Butt naked, she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my clothes and pushes me onto the bed. Jayla: Your mine tonight daddy. Me: Get on here. She gets on the bed and get on her hands and knees. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Deeper! I go faster, in and out. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Me: hold on i need a condom. Her: No! Sex is better without one. Me: Ok. I stick it deep inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Me: Im gonna cum! Her: If you dont pull out i will give you a gift. Before she could finish i was already cumming inside her. I cummed for 2 minutes straight! She moaned louder and louder. Then, finally, she got on top of me and started to ride me like a horse. She got the whole thing inside of her. She got off and gave me a blowjob. Unexpectingly i started to cum loads into her mouth. She stopped and swallowed all of it. She then licked the rest off my rock hard penis. She began to stroke it and i cummed all over her. She then deep throated my hard on penis till it wasnt visible. I then began to stick my dick into her pussy. Her: Im going to cum!!! Me: Go ahead baby, let it all out. She moaned while it all came out. I pulled out and there was cum all over it. Her: DONT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHH! Me: AHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH!!!!
by Some1 y0u d0n7 kn0w August 08, 2019
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Something boys do when they are sexually excited/fulfilled (i want more etc.)
Lexi sat on a chair across from me in the bedroom. I looked at her, god she was so hot. She strode over and shut the door of the bedroom. I looked at her nearly drooling. She slid her shirt over her head to reveal her double D cups and undid her denim skirt to reveal a wine red thong. She came over to me and pulled my pants by the belt which I quickly undid. OH god. I knew i was about to cum. She starting instantly massaging my balls then just deep throating my cock. (she was on her hands and knees) I started cumming right inside her mouth and she swallowed it. She pulled back and ripped my shirt off. I grabbed her ass and launched her onto the bed. I slid a condom on and came on top of her. I then slid my cock into her pussy and she squealed. I moved up and down again and again and she screamed a little. I kept going feeling the white substance cum down my thighs. She yelled "Oh! harder". That night my balls were throbbing and I cummed so much and by the morning we were still doing it. I had a break and checked the time and i was late for my plane but then she just said "well.. whatever!"
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by Not_a_freak November 24, 2019
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A sticky goo that squirts out of a guy's penis when he becomes sexually aroused.
Craig : O wow check out Kiersten she's wearing tight gym shorts & a little white tank top today Ahhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! And don't you just love her blue eyes & long blonde hair! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Damn I need to go clean this Cum out of my underwear!
Chad : I think I will go rub Kiersten's shoulders, smell her hair & Cum some more!
Chad : Mmmmm! Ohhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck are you doing?
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Did you just Cum?
Chad : I can't help it your just so gorgeous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Well just keep your Cum in your pant's umkay!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I could make guy's Cum like that!
Steve : Hey Kaylee! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Wow Kaylee you made Steve Cum!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
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The semen that comes out of a guy's pens when it enters your vagina and while having sex so that u can become pregnant
Girlfriend: ahh...ahhh... Faster..... Ah there..... Yeah harder..... That right... Ahhhhhh. Babbyyyyyy... I'm cumming

Boyfriend:yes cum for me baby cum on my hard and long dick. Cum for dadddyy*grunts*
Girlfriend:fucckk yeah oh my god dadddyy I love your big hard cock that keeps on shooting into my womb yes again fuck me hard like I'm a slut daddy I'm your slut..

Boyfriend:you asked for it.....get ready to be up all night and cum
by Daddy's slut May 16, 2018
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