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1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.
1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.
by Dr. Crowley April 04, 2009
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Complaining and or whining to a certain degree
Emmanuel bitch ass is always crying after he loses a game of shinobi striker
by Bigdickkerb March 19, 2021
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A substitute/side for drugs, sex and alcohol. According to many, people look like a blob fish before, while AND after crying, but at least it makes them feel better. Confident bitches don't care where they cry and real men cry because they have feelings. Those who use they pronouns also cry unless they have some sort of eye impartedment, the point is, that when you fail your test because you copied from the wrong test answers, it's ok to cry, just make sure to not be an idiot next time ok?
Koash: Why are you crying?
Tobias: I looked at you this early in the morning....
Koash: Oh, stop! I know I'm gorgeous, no need to tell me that, but thanks I guess.
Tobias: I cry whenever I see toads.
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by mely_IX December 24, 2020
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