crompus 

Anti Santa Claus who instead of giving presents he beats the little children to a bloody pulp

Be good kids else Crompus is gonna beat chur ass

crompus by MASTETSHITOES January 24, 2016

CompuServe 

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

CompuServe by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

The Crombus 

A terrifying creature that inhabits the bodies of unfortunate victims, taking control of their mind, and turning them into flesh eating monsters. The first sighting of The Crombus was documented in a YouTube video titled "The Crombus".

"All hope is lost, he's been taken by The Crombus."

The Crombus by Shahvee May 26, 2021

compushock 

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer

He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed

compushock by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010

Crombus 

A humorous term for somebody named Daniel. Can be used in a derogatory way.

Shut the fuck up crombus

Crombus by Peng XR kid June 13, 2020

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

Compushitting by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

Compused 

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

Compused by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011