Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
refers to disabled people who are the most accessible and charismatic people in relation to the abled-bodied, yet still retain the identity of disabled due to a medical condition.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.