by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010
Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.
by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020
by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006
Arse-hole, ring piece.
by Razor Rudds August 22, 2003
a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile
by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010
The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.
by Nick Broderick August 13, 2007