by The Big Cris February 12, 2021
by Kyuani November 22, 2020
The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
by Tom_Tom_Chris February 2, 2022
kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.
ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
by hello my bitches ... October 9, 2018
A gremlin that hides in the dark
by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021
Cris is the most awesome of awesome names.
The title holder is the cutest person in the world.
Happiness, Lively, Fun
Cris is CUTIE
Very rare and Consider yourself if you ever meet Cris :)
OMG you are friends with CRIS. LUCKY!
The title holder is the cutest person in the world.
Happiness, Lively, Fun
Cris is CUTIE
Very rare and Consider yourself if you ever meet Cris :)
OMG you are friends with CRIS. LUCKY!
by Cris’s Fav person November 22, 2021