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Creepy Crawler 

An old, nasty, non-attractive man trying to hit on a younger girl.
Example 1:
*Creepy Crawler shouting out his car window* - Hey wazz yo name baby gurl!
*girl walking on the street* - Ew no! creepy crawler!

Example 2:
Guy 1 - Damn did you see Steve talking to that younger girl at the party?!?
Guy 2 - Yea, he's such a creepy crawler.

Example 3:

Girl - My history teacher is such a creppy crawler!
Creepy crawler chaser - Lucky!!
Girl - Ew...*walks away*
Creepy Crawler by wendywilliams July 11, 2011
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creepy crawler 

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.
"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."
creepy crawler by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009

creepy crawler 

A finger that purposefully swims up the butt.
My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.

Creepy Crawler 

A male who creeps behind his friends who is actually in the closet. He tries to get as close as he can in a dancing environment thinking that no one will notice him; and works. Eventually he will be found out as the guy who is a "Creepy Crawler".
Tom:"Man, this is going to be a fun night".
Jim(standind next to his friend Tom):"Yeah man, these girls are hott!"

Laurence(sneekingly while everyone is in a party mode not noticeing, he slides behind them with a sexual gesture that no straight man approves of)

Jim:"Man, what the hell? Back up you creepy crawler!"
Tim:"You gaying up the area. You always do some dumb shit!"
Creepy Crawler by Painkiller625 August 1, 2011

Creepy Crawler.

A person who crawls on all fours sniffing ass.
Hey man, if you wanna score some ass i suggest you stand up. You're being a creepy crawler.
Creepy Crawler. by Charlie Maine January 12, 2011

Creepy Ass Crawler 

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box

creep crawler 

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.
Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.
creep crawler by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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