Exploding thin green thing that kills you. They are everywhere.
Player: :D
*BOOM*
You Died!
Player: Aw man, I got blasted by a creeper again!
Player 2: U R NOOB
Player: D:
by Normal American Citizen July 13, 2012
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a type of enemy mob in minecraft, a popular indie PC game. The creeper looks exactly like a penis, with the body making up the shaft and the feet looking like balls. This is all unintentional of course; the game's creator, Notch, says the Creeper comes from failed attempts to draw a pig.

The Creeper attacks by purposfully waiting in the corners of cave and silently stalking you. hence the name. Once the creeper gets within two blocks of you, it will make a sound like a fuse, and then blow up after a few seconds. This action is often described as "sssssssssssBOOM."

The Creeper is probably the most reconizable and despised creature in Minecraft. If one is spotted, AVOID.
I was mining in Minecraft, when I came across a pit of lava. I had some diamonds with me, so I carefully dug out a path around it I was about halfway through this process when I heard the telltale hiss of a creeper behind me. I turned around and it blew up right in my face. The last thing I saw before respawning were my precious diamonds falling into the lava. God damn creepers.
by wpk914 January 09, 2011
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Generally, someone who is a semi-nice person but is completely and totally socially awkward who tend to try to say something nice or complementary that comes off sounding perverted.
Say there's a dress code at some school:

Larry: Hey, Marge. The buttons on your shirt are unbuttoned too low.

Marge: Oh..kay. Thanks, Larry. **Creeper**
by Odd.Little.Devil July 15, 2009
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a type of really sweet shoes
Hey, look at that street punk's leopard creepers. He is a sexy bastard.
by stephanie October 08, 2003
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A tool used by mechanics to "creep" beneath a vehicle in order to better work under it in a more comfortable position. It looks like a small platform with a cushion on top that has a wheel on each corner and sometimes low rails on the sides so you can carry it around.
John wanted to work on his car's axle, so he laid down on a creeper to keep off the floor.
by strider_07 August 29, 2010
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A green monster found in a game called minecraft. it is in the shape of a shaft and has four legs. the front 2 are stuck together as are the back ones making it look like a green penis from the side.

its main role is to grief the player by exploding when it gets near the player. thus giving it the nickname 'exploding penis'.
"Look..I found Diamonds :D"

creeper comes from behind "........ssssssssSsSsSSSSSS...BOOM"

player respawns

"God damn exploding penises" ¬¬
by pokefreak94 January 15, 2011
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An annoying bastard from Minecraft. Normally silent, once you get close enough he'll hiss before exploding taking all the nearby area with him. And he doesn't burn in the daytime, meaning you'll always have to be on constant guard or he'll sneak into your house and pop out when you come back.
Creeper: That's a very nice EVERYTHING you've got there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it...
by wakkydude February 07, 2011
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In urban driving, someone who drives at an unnecessarily slow speed, creating traffic jams for no reason, and creating a hazardous situation as drivers with somewhere to be have to go arond them.
1. I should have got in the other lane. I knew that lady was going to be a creeper!

2. All timid drivers are creepers, but not all creepers are timid drivers.
by Boston Driver April 13, 2013
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