One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
by Max86 November 3, 2014
by didi8083 July 28, 2015
A SCHEME and a SCAM.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
by Eddy August 5, 2007
When your behavior is good you get social credits 我爱中国 The Wock is the #1 social credit holder 台湾不是一个国家
Me: "I love China"
* 30 社会信用已添加到您的余额中 *
Me: "Taiwan isn't a country!"
* 您已获得 50 个社会信用 *
Me: "Nothing happened in 1989!"
* 从现在开始，您将拥有无限的社会信用 恭喜 *
(this was a tutorial of getting infinite social credits)
* 30 社会信用已添加到您的余额中 *
Me: "Taiwan isn't a country!"
* 您已获得 50 个社会信用 *
Me: "Nothing happened in 1989!"
* 从现在开始，您将拥有无限的社会信用 恭喜 *
(this was a tutorial of getting infinite social credits)
by Dimostheenis October 17, 2021
by Musch40 September 29, 2018
The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: 😫
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: 😫
by imjustabill February 11, 2021
when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.
Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.
by cra0422 October 11, 2015