Me : bro why did you pop your blister
Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut
Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut
by sladedidthis October 05, 2015

When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
by Steve Radz May 18, 2008

when you are having oral sex with a girl and you ejaculate into her, mouth. she then starts letting it slowly pour out of her mouth like a angry dragon, so you take a massive dump on her head, for the chocolate icing on top. shes loves it, a lot.
Eitan dropped a huge dump on Ricks head making their oral sex, a wacky adventure, or just a boston cream doughnut
by Mitchell, Lord of awesome, duke of 'sup' baron of creativity April 03, 2007

When you have a threesome with two women and one of them has a yeast infection. After you cum inside her, you make the other woman go down on her.
One of the chicks said she was hungry so I finished in her friend and gave her a cream filled doughnut to munch on.
by BigJim Slade! July 24, 2014

My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.
by Christismynigga July 01, 2018

"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 02, 2022
