crazy old man

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crazyoldman

A senile old man that likes to ramble on and use hickery sticks to beat on things.

crazyoldman rambled on about back in his day when he could buy a hicker stick for 1 penny and use it to poke dead bodies

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Amazingly hip cat who can groove to any tune.

See that Sammy Davis Jnr. theres a crazyoldman who can jive in any dive.

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unfortunate individual with only a single set of cloths who wears the smell encapsulated within them with pride

"do you smell that? its like having a crazyoldman rub his crotch in your face!"

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guy with no cat-sense who likes to fuck mermen in their clamps and wield himself.

My God if its isnt crazyoldman, quick son, hide the mermen.

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