2 definition by damotron

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unfortunate individual with only a single set of cloths who wears the smell encapsulated within them with pride
"do you smell that? its like having a crazyoldman rub his crotch in your face!"
by damotron March 29, 2003

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lady of negotiable affection, often sales wares whilst under the influence of crack
"tritch's maw all night long, tritch's maw all night long!"
by damotron March 30, 2003

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