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Crazy Donkey 

While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!
Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.

crazymonkeybuttsex 

when men and monkey do the imposable
they fuck
and have children
i have a bitch monkey
crazymonkeybuttsex by yajyar November 21, 2003