Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.
by CJE October 5, 2007
After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.
by gregfromnc August 31, 2007
Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.
by NSFC August 19, 2021
The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.
"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"
(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
by Nood E. Pictures June 26, 2011
Super hot lead singer for Indie Rock band One Night Only. He is also a Burberry model and was in the 09 Summer Campaign. He is also British and and grew up in Helmsley Yorkshire,England.
Me:Did you see George Craig's Burberry ad
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel
by ycervantes October 13, 2009
A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"
"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
by TheGoodster March 21, 2014
by Austin J. Petolillo December 30, 2011