Crack & Sack
Crack & Sack by mzyv June 11, 2016
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crack sack
When you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.
Billy: Hey Dad! Guess what I got with my 15 dollars of allowance?!
Dad: What did ya get, sport?!
Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!
Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...
Dad: What did ya get, sport?!
Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!
Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...
crack sack by Stretch Nuts March 30, 2008
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back crack and sack
The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.
Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Crack and Sack.
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crack or sack
When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack
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Nut Sack Crack
Nut sack crack is the crevice between the testicles created from placing your finger in between them.
Joey: Hey, Jim, come check out this nut sack crack.
Jim: Oh wow, dude, that's some nice sack crack!
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Joey: Thanks, man, I work out.
Nut Sack Crack by Psicotik November 9, 2012
up-sack-crack-wax
Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.
up-sack-crack-wax by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006
Sack Crack
Sack Crack by ZenTai2484 August 6, 2017
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