Crabbid

1. The irritation/rage of one who's recently discovered that they possess pubic lice.

Ted looked over to Jeremy, giving him the "Oh yeah" face.

"Hey, Jeremy. I heard that you and Lenisa fogged th-"

"!#%@ OFF, TED! !%$@ YOU!"

"Oh, don't get so crabbid on me, man."

by half a pants March 28, 2009

crabbie

Term used in Bahamian dialect meaning pussy or vagina.

"Her crabbie loose bey"
"I know your crabbie drippin now"

by tingumdem January 7, 2006

Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

crabbis

The art of misbehaving, usually by tying balloons to noticeboards, or by beating the regular quiz winners at their own game.

Crabbis has struck again!.
That's just crabbis talk.
Are you ready for some crabbis?

by The Department of Crabbis spokesperson December 12, 2007

Crabbing

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."

by Snifflypig March 31, 2021

crabbit

Old Scottish slang for grumpy or miserable

Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?

by mississippi dave April 19, 2005

Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011