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1. A Passionate, Gorgeous, Sexy, and Smart girl. Courtney’s are popular, outgoing and always fun to be around. They can be bitchy, but that’s just because they are better than you. They are often the life of the party and like it that way. Courtney’s eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, corners of the earth.

2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.

3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.

4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.

5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
Man, did you see that girl! She was a Courtney!

I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.

(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.

I wish I was more like Courtney

Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
by Courtstheshitandyourstill2nd February 07, 2010
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Transferred use of the French surname meaning "from Courtenay (in northern France)." The name as legend goes are thought to be given to both Male and female children. Although Male Courtneys are rarely seen and thought to not exist any more.
Courtneys are known to be Fun, intelligent, kind, gorgeous, sexy, Obsessive and are known to ""Knock back"" quite a few .

CAUTION:
Courtneys are knows to have a temper (dubbed in some groups ""the Courtney Freak out"" where they are know to do things such as throw ashtrays at waitresses (see: Courtney Love),have a severe case of road rage and screams leaving receivers on the other end deaf and scarred for life (usually starting with an "OH MY GOD!!!!11!one!" or a "WHAT THE F*CK").

One is cautioned approaching a Courtney once meeting one your life is most certainly guaranteed to NEVER be the same.
"Courtney is incredible, enough said!"
by Jamison Bauer March 16, 2009
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Most of the time is a girl sometimes a boy. Originally started as a boys name.

Courtney is a very brave courageous person with a outgoing personality. Always very pretty and loved by all. A very nice person everyone knows. :)
Person one: my best friend is coming over.
Person two: which one?
Person one: oh her name is Courtney.
Person two: oh she's awesome!!
by The best1234 February 03, 2010
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A Courtney is a girl who has a nice ass. A Courtney stands out in a crowd with that juicy thang.
Friend 1: “yo look at that girl she fine as hell
Friend 2: “that’s Courtney”
Friend 1: “how do you know”
Friend 2: “only Courtney has the capability to have that nice of an ass. I’d tap that
by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020
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A Courtney will do almost anything for a friend. She is amazing, beautiful and high goals for herself. She loves to laugh and has the most beautiful eyes. She's athletic, extremely competitive and can whip anyone's ass at lacrosse. She has no dancing skills but when it comes to making people laugh its like shes got a superpower. She's a ray of sun in a dark room and brightens up the mood just by being there. She is super nice and friendly so never be nervous when approaching her but if you mess or hurt any of her friends you better run for the hills because she is extremely protective of her friends. She gives awesome advice about everything you ask, and always has really good comebacks. She'll always be there for you, no matter what. She tries her best to keep everyone happy and can keep secrets under lock forever. She is trustworthy and kind and will never try to purposely hurt you. She is hyper and often called hot or beautiful and has very good luck with boys. She knows how to talk to boys and is very confident when she talks to them. She is a huge prankster and pulls pranks on everyone. Once she sets her mind to something it is done. Her friends call her Court instead of Courtney. She is unique and loved by all. She has many opinions and is always thinking. She is a once in a lifetime girl who can never be replaced. She will never let you down and can change your life forever if you just give her a chance.
Courtney is such an amazing person. I'm so lucky I get to have her as a friend
by HAF200 March 21, 2018
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A woman who is known for being curious. She is good at organizing things. She is a loyal and trustworthy friend. She is very bubbly and bright. She is well liked by everyone who gets to know her. She is a jealous person, but people are also extremely jealous of her. She is beautiful inside and out. Courtney is a money maker, Courtney is a lover of money. Courtney is like a magnet to the opposite sex even when she doesn't realise it. Courtney is a god send, Courtney's are normally very attached to their fathers, they would do anything for their fathers. Over all Courtney's are a joy to every ones life.
Courtney is a joy to the world
by jagged1101 December 06, 2010
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