Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006

country blumpkin

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

country blumpkin

a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).

Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"

by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006

country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry June 30, 2008

country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

country blumpkin

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.

He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.

by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004