Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 20, 2006

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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 29, 2005

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a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).

Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"

by GoldTeefs September 09, 2006

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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry July 11, 2008

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A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

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