country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum August 01, 2006
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country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum July 27, 2006
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Country breakfast

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This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez
by MSRgaming June 09, 2021
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The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"
by WhiteGuilt October 21, 2012
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Japanese Country Breakfast

1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.
I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast
by lukpttr August 15, 2010
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Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.
by Studmuffin420 January 06, 2024
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