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The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, Iā€™m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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social distancing and staying home in isolation to stop the spread of the corona 19 virus. During the corona-19 Pandemic this person cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they're dating, with zero warning or notice before hand. You'll mostly see them avoiding friend's phone calls, social media, and avoiding them in public.
I guess i am a Corona loner i got ghosted during the Covid-19 social distancing pandemic
by kgarrity May 21, 2020
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