corn cob

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn

"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"

by tpain2 April 16, 2010

corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

by minghi April 27, 2003

Corn cob

A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic

Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.

by jasmine tee August 16, 2010

corn cob

1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.

"man rook is such a corn cob"

by slimer james November 4, 2009

Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob

The act of putting corn kernels, butter, and salt on your Dick then having a bitch give you a blowjob like shes eating corn-onthe-cob. She has to eat every corn kernel vigorously and the whole time during she has to say om nom nom until she becomes stuffed or too much corn becomes stuck in her throat.

Dude, I porked this fat chick last night. Made her give a Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob.

Man, I got some seck Cob last night.

by 4 amigos November 13, 2010

Corn Cobbing

the act of a man going down on a woman using his teeth to naw or nibble the clitoris for stimulation

Dave went down on me and was totally corn cobbing me!

by Scoobydooby July 17, 2015

Corn Cob

Genital Warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the penis giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. When the person with the Corn Cob decides to rape somebody, since he's not getting any with a Corn Cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.

Woman 1: I found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
Woman 2: Oooh did you sleep with him?
Woman 1: I was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his cock.
Woman 2: Ew that guy had a Corn Cob!

by idiotwithacomputer May 26, 2013