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Cooper DeJean 

1 • Is not a safety

• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one

• CB1

2. • Is Cornerback one

• locked down your number one option

• A punt returner

• Almost cribbed the punt return

• Be locking down your slot

3. • Super Bowl Champion

Aquarius

• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday

• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*

Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”

Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”

FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go

“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Cooper DeJean by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
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Cooper DeJean 

1 • Is not a safety

• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one

• CB1

2. • Is Cornerback one

• locked down your number one option

• A punt returner

• Almost cribbed the punt return

• Be locking down your slot

3. • Super Bowl Champion

Aquarius

• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday

• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*

Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”

Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”

FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go

“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Cooper DeJean by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026