Coon Swing 

A wide full fisted punch not nearly a hook, more like using your arm as a rope with a brick on the end. Usually implemented by drunken aboriginals as a form of assault against train station security and old women sleeping in their beds.

Completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.

"eh eh eh maht, gut a smoke?, gonna pick me up some coolabah deh, cop, pack-a-winnie blue maht. fuckin got me corroboree down at the centrelink line, wanna coon swing at this police officer maht??"

Coon Swing by Coolabah Deh eh maht August 9, 2008

Backwards Coon Swing 

Basically the good old average coon swing but with a bit of finesse. First you start off imitating a punch from your off-hand (not hitting the target) doing a full 360, building momentum for your coon swing. This attack is extremely effective and will instantly send your opponent to the dark realms.

Davo " I'll Backwards coon swing you"
*Backwards coon swings you but doesn't hit you to establish the superiority that Davo has"

PussyDickShit "oh no, he knows the move B̶̞̐̚á̴̪̺̯̗̼̝̥̖͓́̇͐̌̕͝c̶̰̘̈͌̀̚k ̡̗̰̟͕̟͉̥̞͐̊̽͝w̴͍͈̥̔͂̐̂͆̀̎͂͠a ̛̲̻͙̬̝̺̭͖̘́͂̈̚ͅr̵̛̹̾̈́͂̄̿̍͋d̵̩̲̰̩̣̀͑̉̕s̵̘̔͋̈̅̉͒̽́ ̡̩̭̱̜̮̭̼̺̱̊̈̾̂̑͘͝͝͝c ̖̍o ̱̦̉̉̆͘͜͝o̴̢͈͉̫͎͊̎̈ň̵̛̳͔̳̻͕̩̯̩͈͊̈͛̓̿͂ ̶̻͎̻̩̪̫̣͗s̶̢̹̪̭̼͍̻͎͉̅̓͝w̴͖̥̣͓̟̠̘̣͈̉̾́͐͝i ̮̦̹̽̔͂͗̈͊̀̆͘ǹ̶̘͛̊̍̚̕g̵̫͔̖̯͚̦͖͗̃̈͊̇͐͌̚͠ . I must retreat"

Backwards Coon Swing by trvxo July 1, 2019

coonswingdingaling

when your vagina falls out and your anus turns inside out whilst eating dynamite ice-cream.

oh no im coonswingdingaling and it hurts

coonswingdingaling by lugbfdsxyazqxwtervhvfcg November 30, 2010