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Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Cooke's Law by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006
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Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

Or something like that...
Cooke's Law by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008

nun's cooze 

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.
"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.
nun's cooze by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018

coogee bay special 

Any item of food served up containing excrement, but especially gelato or ice cream.
He was complaining so much about his main course, I was half inclined to serve him up a Coogee Bay special.
coogee bay special by meson March 13, 2009

Coogie Bay Suprise 

When you like out a girls asshole and they shit in your mouth.
Emma: "do you want to lick out my asshole?"
Tom: " ok but as long as you don't coogie bay suprise me."

steven cooke 

Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .
Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "

" I'm and ordinary working class man "

" I know a fella up the north side ... "

Seth Cooke 

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.
Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”