by HottieG April 29, 2006
Get the coochie cruncher mug.a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
by kgbish June 13, 2021
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A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010
Get the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher mug.A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
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