conteuler 

When your friends misspells **controler**

dude I got a new xbox Conteuler

conteuler by FootLick69420 November 27, 2020

contellectual 

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue

I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

contellectual by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance October 26, 2004

concealer stick 

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up

Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea

concealer stick by pdizzlewizzle May 22, 2016

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

Double ender contender by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

yolo contendere 

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.

Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

yolo contendere by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020

contemperphobic 

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.

"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet

contemperphobic by rainsom September 8, 2010

concealer 

A makeup product you use to conceal your big ass bags under your eyes.

"I use concealer to cover up my age because I'm old!"

concealer by Wtfrud July 4, 2017