Conk

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

by AntiXG June 25, 2021

Conk

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

by okipullup May 1, 2020

Conk

A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them

"Johns just such a fkn conk"

by BABAKanUSH January 2, 2020

Conk

Someone who has a Fat head

Jack you are a conk

by USKET123 August 24, 2018

Conk

Coke, only danker

"Do you prefer conk or bepis?"

by badoing a doing November 2, 2017

Conk

To get yeeted in the opposite direction of your skateboard after trying to land a trick

Dude I almost landed an Ollie but I got conked

by 420mclovin69 August 26, 2022

Conk

When you get really high and pass out hard as fuck

Yo that nigga over there conked

I'm finna conk

by Fatdongmcgee September 23, 2019