by The Daily Show April 30, 2013
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
by EveryTypeofCake November 22, 2011
A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.
by AnonymousVoxPopuli February 5, 2012
GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
by Anything Goes Tonight October 17, 2010
Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
by rufustherat September 4, 2011
A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
by A pissed off citizen February 15, 2012
A group of elected officials from a single racial and economic demographic creating a large amount of rules that have never been actually read by anyone. These rules affect a large group of people who they have never met and don't care about.
Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
by thelastusername December 22, 2009