1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009
also known as worddowntime/word
by tehehehe November 9, 2003
Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast
Hey, COMCAST
LoL... Comcast
Hey, COMCAST
by GOFURSELF February 12, 2015
by acherus March 1, 2005
1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!
2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.
2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.
by Tom June 24, 2004
Verb. When a company or person commits to deliver a solution and or meet you at a specific time or window and ends up delivering or arriving sometime shortly after that time / window.
To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.
To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.
Would you like t o setup your service from 8-12 or 12-4? 8-12 please. When they show up at 1:00 after requesting the 8-12 they have comcasted you.
by Swotz April 30, 2010
A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?
by Home slice August 22, 2005