mr colson

the word for a man, whos married but hes nice and attractive

(person 1) hey, look there mr colson
(person 2) woah, we should go talk to him

by mr colson July 16, 2022

hey look, its mr colson

by mr colson July 16, 2022

a hot man who everyone loves, he teaches tech and enjoys playing with his dog

by mr colson July 18, 2022

Colson Hillier

Kinda chill, could be a surfer, but super gay and has a massive penis, boys beware

Colson’s bro: its too big colson take it out
Colson Hillier : na bro we just getting started

by ChillBrody November 26, 2022

by Fififkfkckckvkvk January 9, 2018

A fictional work place for gaylords drinking out of a half pint glass

Excuse me mate do you work at Colson Moors?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

A dirty Colson is basically where you cosplay as batman in a sombrero hat at your grandmas house whilst having the dirty tango.

yo man i totally did a dirty colson with that girl gina yesterday